Hyperbolic Tee

Life’s short, bro—so why keep it lowkey? The Hyperbolic Tee is made for those who turn “I’m fine” into a full-blown life story. Whether you’re exaggerating how broke you are (but still buying snacks) or acting like one missed text means your world’s over, this tee brings max drama with zero effort.

Soft, breathable, and as extra as your overthinking, it’s perfect for late-night rants, post-breakup flexes, or just surviving Mondays. Wear the Hyperbolic Tee and let everyone know: you may be broke, but you’ll never be boring.